The prego brains are in full swing again and have not disappointed. I call it Mush! The forgetfullness, the unablity to make sense of words and the pure lack of consentration.
A few examples...
1. the other day I filled Jarrett's sippy with milk...and gave it to Greg.
2. one night while ordering pizza with family I wanted a certain crust type and spent over 10 minutes trying to figure out what size and toppings I wanted on it...only to open the lid when it arrived and realize that I never ordered it with the special crust. MUSH!
3. I forget words all the time. Greg seriously fills in most of my sentences now because I give him a blank stare and mutter...um...huh...oh what do you call it. Oh, what do I want to call this...push...wait, I think it starts with an M :)
4. When Brayden asks for his passy I am constantly trying to put it in Jarretts mouth. Jarrett is now to the point that when I approach him he just says, "No Mom." M-U-S-H
5. On Sunday I was hanging Christmas lights outside...on a not so sturdy stool (mush)...ended up falling onto our rocking chair and then finishing the fall on our cement porch. My butt is a colorful mixutre of black, blue, purple, green and yellow...I wish I was exaggerating.
6. When Greg gets home from work I sometimes ask...who are you? Just kidding, it hasn't gotten that bad yet.
7. I keep putting the fridge items in the cupboard and vise-versa. Luckily I walk away and then stop, knowing something isn't right. However, I am waiting for the day I open up a door and sour milk slaps me in the face.
I would go on, but I can't consentrate long enough to remember...
5 comments:
I TOTALLY understand! I was soo there and actually still seem to be there a little bit after having Camden. I often wonder if I'll ever get my real brain back ;)
Don't feel like you are alone my friend. And...I'm glad you didn't hurt yourself too bad when you fell, you silly girl.
Those are hilarious! I have been bad since I have had a baby too. I opened up the refrigerator a few days ago and was staring at my deoderant. Whooops@ :)
What happens if I do some of those things now and am not pregnant. Will it be 10 times worse when I am?! That's scary...
sounds like you are prego...are you sharing what you are having??
i ruined four cartons of ice cream...putting it away in the refrigerator.
lol.
LOVE IT!!!
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