Quotes

At my work we have a stand that sits out in the lobby with a quote of the day on it. Today I was going through the pile of quotes to chose from and I caught myself laughing out loud at a few and going "hmm, that was good." So I thought I would share...

"A friend is one who takes you to lunch even though you are not tax deductible."
-Author Unknown

"Don't resist growing old. Some people never have the chance."
-Author Unknown

"I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself."
-George Burns

"The time to relax is when you don't have time for it."
-Author Unknown

"Bad habits are like a comfortable bed...easy to get into but hard to get out of."
-Author Unknown

"Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal I'd be irresponsible too."
-Lichty Wagner

"Keep your temper, no one else wants it."
-Author Unknown

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
Jett leaning under a dairy cow at the fair last night. "Wow, that cow has a lot of pee-pee's"
-Jarrett Replogle